Great stuff man, very funny! Big up on the hundred candles, the look it brings is worth every penny and then some. I'm impressed that you plugged on through with it on your travel day. The pass out, though? Dude, that is effing hilariousGlad you were weren't spitting cat doo in the morning and able to claim your just desserts. Boogs is the man, but don't forget he's a baby killer... or maimer anyways...
Is that a machete in your pocket or did you just look at your wife????