Trip Report 1 ~ Grand Pineapple ~ May 2011

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Day 2 Part 2 ~ So we have dinner, freshen up and head back down to meet the guys. Because they are not allowed to come onto the property at the GP, we head next door and just sit on the boat docked near shore and start our party. At this point we have decided we are going to move to Jamaica and start new business adventures. Some of our ideas include selling rum punch on the beach, opening a bar in the middle of sea which can only be reached by boat, etc. I think most of us have entertained the idea of moving to JA at one time or another. So...sitting on the boat, we are drinking more rum punch, and Julie- the VOR (voice of reason) decides she is going to go to sleep early. Tomorrow we are heading to Mayfield Falls and she is tired. Goodnight VOR! We are having fun, getting into the spirit of Negril, & since there is no VOR to keep us in line and decide Once in Negril.... let's try the Bob Marley. We partake and for the first half hour we are laughing and having more fun than I can ever remember. Eryn is so intoxicated with everything, she can't even stand up straight and we get off the boat and head to the beach. She is falling all over the place and our new friends are laughing with her. Patrick the security guard checks up on us (I love this) and we assure him we are all ok. We stumble to Alfred's and watch a fire dance show which (from what I remember) was amazing. Thankfully, everywhere we went that night was right next to the GP because suddenly, Eryn tells me that we have to go to the room as the world is spinning. We say goodnite to our friends and stumble home. I am somewhat carrying Eryn back to the room and she keeps saying, they are laughing at us. And I assure her... NO they were laughing with us. If there was a video of this walk to the room, it would be priceless. As we are entering the hotel room, we are trying to be quiet bc Julie is sleeping. NO SUCH LUCK!!! I fall as I walk into the room and Eryn cannot stop laughing. We blame Julie for going to sleep early bc she is supposed to be our VOR. Tomorrow brings Mayfield Falls & a machete fight.