Higglers

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I found that keeping a few witty replies handy helps. One of my favorites is telling someone I have a boat right up by the cliffs and that I need 50 pounds in the next 20 minutes. I usually get a shocked look and then laughter and then its all good.

That's a good one, will have to steal it from you lol.
First morning walk on the beach, I time how long it takes to get offered illegal substances, usually under a minute!