This is a joke right?

sad thing is you see nothing wrong with what you are doing.......

Lenny,
When a business inventories and count less than they have on the books it is called shrink. The leadership of the business is held accountable for the shrink and if it is higher than planned people are held accountable, up to and including losing their jobs. While your few drinks might not seem like much, if others do as you are promoting it all adds up and somebody will pay the price. If you have no value in others and their livelihood you have issues man.