Oh, and one more thing: If you're considering coming to Negril, of cashing in your chips and sailing into the sunset, of just going for it with passion no matter how practical or how much it costs, then DO IT. Negril is incredible. I am having an incredible time. This feels much more like home than Los Angeles. Except for one big mishap which we will get into, I am absolutely thrilled to be here.

In real time, I'm heading out the Catcha Falling Star in just a few minutes for a grand farewell well meal for Chickster, who leaves tomorrow. Great guy.