Quote Originally Posted by isuee94 View Post
I too am starting to reconsider my upcoming trip to Negril.

- What if I get sand in my shorts and don't get it out before I get home?
- What if I get sunburned?
- What if I get water up my nose while swimming in the ocean or get saltwater in my eyes?
- What if I stub my toe on a rock at the cliffs?

That's it, I'm canceling. I don't think I can handle it!
Don't forget sand fleas, mosquitoes, higglers, & all those other tourists you might find offensive in some way. Really? Someone needs to stay home, lock the doors, & look for where they lost a non-judgemental atitude... if they ever had one in the first place. Don't take a cruise, don't go to a major city, stay out of Florida (or FloriDUH as we call it here), avoid any island where someone was ever killed. I guess you're back to staying at home.