All Aboard!

[TizzyATX]

in my defense sounds like you had to be there

[Flipadelphia26]

I'm lost.

[Lady Jane]

Not sure who all the characters are IRL but did you have a bunch of Hedo peeps on board?

[gerryg123]

I was there, and I'm a little lost, too. Maybe the next installment will be easier to understand.

[Lady Jane]

I think I have figured out some characters even though I wasn't there. Keep going

[marley9808]

Not sure who all the characters are IRL but did you have a bunch of Hedo peeps on board?

Ding ding ding!
The entire bus was, that is, until the characters mentioned above mistakenly got on thinking it was just the normal One Love Bus!

LMAO!

[Guirigay]

Ok this seriously had me laughing so hard I spit up my drink

Your writing style rocks, though most won't be able to follow along (Tiz) I got every bit of it and was LMAO-ing!
Carlton and Bananny cracked me up.....Boom Boom....oh and the Tooth Fairy! OMG!
You are too funny my friend

(Please tell me you are not finished)


And then she put her boob on my head..............

You are clearly NOT following your pre-guiri reading checklist. I'm guessing you read this at work, while eating, with a drink, sitting on an unstable chair and without going to the bathroom first. I think for your safety alone I should stop writing.

Once again....

Too much sun and too much rum.....

Good stuff!

Before the One Love Bus, we used to start up the west end road and roll down hill.....

Very Very Happy that the Traveler enjoyed it. Dude, I just always feel like you roll right. Hope our paths cross one day.

All manner of apologies are offered to anyone who may be offended by this...
it was only meant to be taken in jest. :-)
Guirigay, even though I don't understand it, I still love the writing :-)

Thanks Dave, one of these times I'll stay longer or you'll show up earlier and I'll pass you the codex. I absolutely love Dave Chappelle. Covers just about all the comedy bases from ridiculously stupid to hilariously insightful. One of my favorites.

Ok Guiri, if this is your idea of a trip report I love it!!! I think I have some of it figured out, but I'm gonna need the official cliff note version....(put me in the Tiz category). (no offense, tiz!)

Lorax, lol.

Yeah, kind of like that Cool Chick. I can't devote the time necessary to do a full trip report on this one. 30 minutes of one day took me nearly 1500 words. Everything about this trip deserves that kind of attention if I was to do it. There are a few particularly blazing moments I want to put down though. Couple more at least. Sorry, I left the cliff notes down on the beach...

It's a little out there ....

I will not be constrained by the boundaries of normal human communication MC. Come on out, man, the stratosphere is nice.

In all fairness, I am fairly certain that only the folks who were living this adventure will understand all of the codes and references but the story is still true and extremely funny! Only in JA, as they say!

Not only is every single bit of this completely accurate, sans aliases, MUCH was left out. I'm gonna say, probably, only in Negril...

Reminds me of the old dragnet series,"the names have been changed to protect the innocent"Yuck yuck

Exactly Of course, I can't resist adding a little more than "just the facts"

At first I was like WTF? And than I realized I was one of the characters. LOL. Please continue.......

I'm happy to know that you remember! Wow, dude, impressive self awareness!

in my defense sounds like you had to be there

Bad defense Tizzle, you HAD to be there and weren't... Just kidding girl, but do know how much you were missed and how much anticipation there is for April. Love ya!

Booger, you will always be one of the characters....

Take that to the bank, broheim.

I'm lost.

I've turned on the homing beacon, Flip. Look for it near the Lighthouse.

Not sure who all the characters are IRL but did you have a bunch of Hedo peeps on board?

Real Life has nothing to do with this story Jane! The fact that it's populated with a bunch of Hedo peeps should clarify that!

I was there, and I'm a little lost, too. Maybe the next installment will be easier to understand.

Oh, Gerry, if only you knew how many times ALL of us said "Gerry should have been here for this!" Easier? Really, Gerry? That's kind of like smacking me with a gauntlet. Next story will be entirely in Spanish. "Hola Amigos de Negril! Mi nombre es Guirigay..."

I think I have figured out some characters even though I wasn't there. Keep going

See Gerry, Lady Jane is slapping you around like a red-headed stepchild!! :O

Ding ding ding!
The entire bus was, that is, until the characters mentioned above mistakenly got on thinking it was just the normal One Love Bus!

LMAO!

Not the entire bus. Swiss Family Shmokenstein was on the bus before us! Thus the incredible debrief around a picnic table under a giant round house later that night. Locals were shaking their heads and laughing. This whole episode left several of them, days later, saying they'd never seen anything like it.

[marley9808]

Locals were shaking their heads and laughing. This whole episode left several of them, days later, saying they'd never seen anything like it.

Ha! I remember even Jason (Freddie Krueger) laughing about it and shaking his head when he was driving us somewhere days after the event!

[wpyogi]

Well, I will take all the highlights or "blazing moments" I can get

[garysteph1018]

Holy sh*t! Did this really happen?! Freaking hilarious!!!!

Got Sketch right off the bat Pretty easy that one... Since I like to think I'm a pretty good judge of character, I'm thinking I've got everyone else figured out also

Really looking forward to being pon da rock with you folks!