Negril is better than ever! I am here, and I am having a GOOD time!

[poolguywindsor]

whatever

[booger]

Cracks me up that people feel they are "entitled" to rag on someone in that persons thread. So you wouldn't do what Gerry would do, who gives a ****? Gerry, thanks for posting an honest review and Rob thanks for allowing it to stay up. In reality, similar things happen all over the world. I hope I run into Gerry on my next reach.

[cinnni]

Gerry, I think I seen you when I was at the Canoe bar .....I was standing in the doorway of the Canoe and seen someone who looked a lot like you go by on a scooter

[jon c.]

I doubt I could even make it a couple of days before I was worn otr...despite my being about 20 years younger than you.

LOL. I'm probably about the same age as Gerry and I know I couldn't handle that pace any longer. But it's fun to fantasize that I could.

[Michele Beisser]

Great Report! and thanks for keeping it REAL!!! Let the haters hate!

[gerryg123]

Here's just a few more pics ....

[Jasmin70]

Great report Gerry, if you write the book, I'll buy it!

[Delta]

Cute little ones! Looks like your girls enjoyed their vacay with dad.

[gerryg123]

A few more shots .....

[gerryg123]

The Aftermath:

If I've offended anyone, particularly the wonderful people of Jamaica, I apologize.

It's been five days since I got home -- it feels like forever -- and it seems some boardies did not approve of the things I did, the things I reported, the pictures I've posted. I have meant no harm, and it should be pointed out I'm honored with so many of the responses that have proved overwhelmingly positive.

(Plus, I love having the Negril.com record for most views because I'm such a small, emotionally needy little man!)

I felt like I spent 16 days treating just about everyone I met with Love and Kindness. Yes, I was randy a few early mornings in the private areas of strip clubs, but as for the two ladies I'm in photos with, Jody and Nicky, they are NOT prostitutes, and I said so specifically in the reports. They're nice girls, and I enjoyed ALL of my time with them -- riding around in the scooter, swimming and splashing around, taking them snorkeling and to Booby Cay for the first time in their lives, feeding them lobster when in fact both are very poor.

Yes, I took advantage a little bit and did the whole "boyfriend-girlfriend thing" with both, but everyone was an adult, and it was clear I was only there a week or two on vacation, and I was sad to make my good-byes.

Also, I just don't think it's a big deal posting pics of Ganja. It's everywhere in Negril, and the Rasta's say there's nothing wrong with it -- according to the bible -- because God gave it to us; I agree.

I had a good time, I didn't hurt anybody, and I have memories that will last me a lifetime.

Ya mon.