Negril is better than ever! I am here, and I am having a GOOD time!

[gerryg123]

I spent a good part of Thursday afternoon at Xtabi, leisurely drinking dirty bananas, working on the Net and floating on my raft in beautiful blue ocean as I gazed at the Cliffs -- a wonderful, relaxing time.

Omar and Donovan were not working at the bar, it was another bartender, a bit stockier than the others with a slight beard -- I am sure Shelly K knows him.

I returned to Seastar Inn, and I saw myself getting bit more bold with ordering food -- this time, I got two items, the coconut shrimp appetizer and the brown stew chicken, yummy yummy.

In the evening, the ex and I and the kids all went to the Jungle for ladies night (hey, all three are ladies, right?). I knew the kids couldn't come in, but I thought it would be fun for us to watch everyone coming in and out and to enjoy the hustle and bustle of the Jerk stands, taxis, etc.

The plan was for the ex wife to go in for 10 to 15 minutes, then come and hang with kids as I went in for 10 or 15 minutes, then she would go back in, a couple of times each, etc., and that would be the night. One problem: the ex went in but NEVER CAME OUT, ha ha. I can't blame her a bit, she's been w the kids on airplanes and small hotel rooms for three days in a row, and I am sure she needed breathing room (we split custody in Los Angeles, unofficially fifty fifty, and live only a block apart).

I know exactly what must have happened -- she walked in (she's hot, btw), instantly felt like a superstar like Paris Hilton or Kim Kardashian or something (what woman wouldn't?), and dug the attention. Finally, our cabbie Shane (same guy who took us to Rhodes, great cabbie, btw) ducked in there with a plan of pulling her out for a bit so we could switch, only to be informed that she was enjoying herself so much that I officially had the kids for the rest of the night!

That's OK, I wonder if she got lucky? She hasn't dated since we split nearly two years ago, and I guess I am OK with whatever she wants to do -- fair is fair, right?

By the way, Negril is probably the most sexual place I've ever been (and I've been around, baby), and I'm NOT even counting Hedonism. At night (and even during the day), I am constantly being offered the company of beautiful women (of all ages), and in this town, frankly, a mother of three, say, will instantly jump on my motor bike if I slow beside her, as the gals are not necessarily professionals but all of them are seeking some adventure and maybe a little drinky or a tip. I mean, it is SO easy. You can get 100 a day if you wanted to.

And it goes BOTH ways. There is a massive group of gigilos providing stud service to lady tourists, and every day I see young, handsome local guys with older tourist women. I mean, in Los Angeles, it would be impossible to find nice girls at a strip club, watching other women grind in g strings, but here the women don't even blink!

Also, have you ever watched the hotel workers and cabbies flirt with one another. The Jamaican men are awesome at flirting, and the women can hang right them, usually dismissing their advances with a laugh, but you can sometimes feel the sexual tension between them -- it's palpable.

If you're a the least bit randy and ready for some action, Negril is the place. And the young ladies are HOT as hell, too, so there are more beautiful things on this island than the scenery, if you get my drift.

But last nite was family nite for me -- my young daughters and I piled into the cab, headed to Seastar Inn (the ex stiffed me again, I had to pay the fare, ha ha) and fell into a blissful sleep.

They just woke up, they'll be hungry soon, and I still have to work on one last thing that should take a few hours. After that, I have no more responsibilities at work for the next two or three days, so I can really go crazy if I want to! But it's all irie, I am getting old everyone! I like to just chill, sometimes!

I'm having the best time ever. I so don't want this nine-day vacation to end. I've no plans today, but oh the possibilities -- there's the blue hole at Roaring River calling my name, Half Moon Beach, maybe Ricks tonight .... oh ya, there's a party at Sunrise, right across from Legends (400 feet or so down the road), and it's FREE live music -- maybe they'll let the little ones in? It's worth a try!!!