Are you kidding me Shelly K? You taught me everything I know, including how to scrap the side of the glass on a Dirty Banana to mix in the chocolate before it's all gone ... You taught how to fend off hagglers by saying you lived in Sav .... You taught me about that fancy chicken dish at LTU that night .... You taught me how to jump the cliff at Xtabi .... that stuff is priceless!

And also, I'm not sure how many tourists or wannabe tourists enjoyed this report, but it has set the new Negril.com record for most views!!!