dont grab a Taxi and ask them to take you to a "Drug Store"....you may be in for a "rural" ride..............
dont grab a Taxi and ask them to take you to a "Drug Store"....you may be in for a "rural" ride..............
"One of the laundry gals pipes up ,,"LOOK AT DA BLOOD"
"YES,THAT WOULD BE MINE" I said as my leg that at first gave no pain, started dishing it out in large bunches........"
want more read our blog? our first trip.........http://negril.com/forum/entry.php?58...-The-Beginning
Never say you want a garbage patty when you really want them to put everything they have in it. Cook took offense, saying she never serves garbage!
True dat! However, we stayed at Catcha Gardens and I dealt with her on a daily basis. She really is a nice lady. I gazed upon her goods several times out of respect, yet I made it clear that I had been to Jamaica many, many times and had so much "stuff". Within a few days, she was gazing upon traffic for me to safely cross the street, etc, etc. We became friends without any purchases made. After a few days of her assistance....I gave her a little something for her respect for me. It was all good in my opinion. Don't get me wrong, I didn't do it again...but I think she knew that I respected the fact that she wasn't hassling me and I, in return, gave her a likkle something for assisting me on crossing the street safely. We were friends from that point on. Matter of fact, I look forward to seeing her again in December. Funny, but that is one of the things that I love about Negril. There are so many wonderful folks that with time...overstand.
Good friends take time and patience. Give and take!
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DON'T get into a taxi wet!! I did and the driver came back to find me and ream my ass out!! I am a water rat so I always carry a large green garbage bag to sit on and make sure I am almost dry before hailing a cab.
Don't forget your own rice papers as they are a bit hard to find on the island....
Do NOT go to a roadside jerk bar and pay with a credit card as you say "my,he has been gone awhile?"
Do NOT go to Negril this week and ask "where are the St Pats parties?""" Your'e not in Boston anymore...
Do NOT get in a Taxi and say to the driver "UMM excuse me but are you exceeding the local speed limit?"
We were staying at CoCo and went to Best in the West to get some jerk across the street...I bought my wife the corny/cool coconut purses they sell on the beach. It had a New $300 camera inside,cash etc....
She flung it over the chair but we moved to the other side of the bar due to the hot sun...Later,,,a local,,,wasnt an employee ....Brings the coconut purse over to us? We would have LEFT it there.......We bought him Red Stripes all night.....
Do NOT ask the pilot of the snorkeling boat if it's really a good idea to snorkel with a drink in one hand,a smoke in the other and the propellor is still spinning under the boat?????(true)