Don't say the lovely woman worker at your hotel is "Hot" in your trip report, you may incur rath at your exploitation of the locals.
Don't say the lovely woman worker at your hotel is "Hot" in your trip report, you may incur rath at your exploitation of the locals.
Do NOT ask a taxi "how much to......?" he'll suspect you have no clue and will probably try to take advantage of you. Always tell him how much your willing to pay and BE FAIR. Then absolutely don't budge. If he won't accept, the next taxi probably will.
truly funny!! Tears rollin down mi face!
when crossing the street....look the wrong way!!!!!!
"Dat Bigga Bus is coming from dat WAY!"
"One of the laundry gals pipes up ,,"LOOK AT DA BLOOD"
"YES,THAT WOULD BE MINE" I said as my leg that at first gave no pain, started dishing it out in large bunches........"
want more read our blog? our first trip.........http://negril.com/forum/entry.php?58...-The-Beginning
If we talk in person I'll tell you about flying a "borrowed" Piper to get gas from Negril to MOBay and back"
He was supposed to be .............Never did figure out what was real.....
I know one thing the airplane was real and the credit card he produced paid for the gas
Linston's Zion Hill Taxi
Captain Dave
In the old days number one rule , don't run a bar tab. Pay for drinks as they come. Tabs can add up with some bartenders....lol
dont be a CIA, FBI or any other "007" roles..........they have heard them all, some from the "real" people.....
"One of the laundry gals pipes up ,,"LOOK AT DA BLOOD"
"YES,THAT WOULD BE MINE" I said as my leg that at first gave no pain, started dishing it out in large bunches........"
want more read our blog? our first trip.........http://negril.com/forum/entry.php?58...-The-Beginning
Actually, I LOVE it when visitors take on that super-secret spy role! A few friends in on the joke with me will stare at the secret agent...pretty soon...everywhere the spy goes...people are staring at him.....then he gets a taste of the paranoia that goes with the spy job!!! LMAO!!!Originally Posted by Rambo
dont be a CIA, FBI or any other "007" roles..........they have heard them all, some from the "real" people.....
The easiest way to spot a poser? Don't worry, they'll remind you! LMAO!!!!!
"Enjoy Every Sandwich"-Warren Zevon
Don't smoke on the beach and do not get drunk in the jungle!
Thank you Fred Stripe for starting this thread! & to everyone else for their contributions. These are hilarious AND valuable!
I tell newbies, if you don't remember anything else..........
#1 Ditto Rambo, Look the wrong way before crossing the street!!!!! It can be a matter of life or death!
#2 Go eat before you are hungry! Not so urgent, but still VERY important! They'll overstand the 1st time they try!
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