Don't smile and shake your head and say yes if you do not fully understand what is being asked of you.
Do say Please slow down I am having trouble understand you. Maybe in a day or two I will be better at it but right now, no.
Don't smile and shake your head and say yes if you do not fully understand what is being asked of you.
Do say Please slow down I am having trouble understand you. Maybe in a day or two I will be better at it but right now, no.
Do NOT walk on Norman Manley Blvd when it's already dark and ask taxi drivers "which way to the sunset place thing"????????????????
Do not turn right into the round about with your rental car.
Linston's Zion Hill Taxi
Captain Dave
Do NOT go to the nude beach if you just got out of the pool and are suffering from "shrinkage".
Do NOT jump off the wall outside of Ivans into the ocean nude, especially with your legs apart!
Do NOT dump the whole bowl of sauce on your food w/o 1st tasting it.....results could make your eyes water
Do NOT chase the little white sand crabs while drunk, thinking you r gonna catch it b4 it gets back in its hole...
2009 trip http://www.negril.com/cgi-bin/discus.cgi?pg=prev&topic=196641&page=272185
2010 halloween---no TR
trip 2012
http://negril.com/forum/showthread.php/5589-Trip-report-sept-1-14-including-pelicanbar-catcha-legends-samsara-pubcrawl-etc
trip 2013
http://negril.com/forum/showthread.php/8323-gettin-my-groove-on-quot-TRIP-report-quot-boardie-bash-style-april21-may11-2013
.trip 2014
http://negril.com/forum/showthread.php/11962-Trip-report-Boardie-Bash-2014-best-trip-yet
Do NOT chomp away with great vigor on that tasty forkfull of Curry Goat. The next tooth chipped may be your own
not as good as freds, but happened to someone I know
Do NOT tell the bartender that the rum punch is too weak...
Do NOT think because you cant taste the rum, it is not there...
2009 trip http://www.negril.com/cgi-bin/discus.cgi?pg=prev&topic=196641&page=272185
2010 halloween---no TR
trip 2012
http://negril.com/forum/showthread.php/5589-Trip-report-sept-1-14-including-pelicanbar-catcha-legends-samsara-pubcrawl-etc
trip 2013
http://negril.com/forum/showthread.php/8323-gettin-my-groove-on-quot-TRIP-report-quot-boardie-bash-style-april21-may11-2013
.trip 2014
http://negril.com/forum/showthread.php/11962-Trip-report-Boardie-Bash-2014-best-trip-yet
Do not accept the answer "don't worry, mon, you pay me what you think when we get done" when you ask your driver how much for the trip....
my offer of 20.00 was insulting to him, his price of 100.00 shocked me....led to a rather heated negotiaiton..
2009 trip http://www.negril.com/cgi-bin/discus.cgi?pg=prev&topic=196641&page=272185
2010 halloween---no TR
trip 2012
http://negril.com/forum/showthread.php/5589-Trip-report-sept-1-14-including-pelicanbar-catcha-legends-samsara-pubcrawl-etc
trip 2013
http://negril.com/forum/showthread.php/8323-gettin-my-groove-on-quot-TRIP-report-quot-boardie-bash-style-april21-may11-2013
.trip 2014
http://negril.com/forum/showthread.php/11962-Trip-report-Boardie-Bash-2014-best-trip-yet
Too funny guys - keep 'em coming!
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