Thank you Fred Stripe for starting this thread! & to everyone else for their contributions. These are hilarious AND valuable!

I tell newbies, if you don't remember anything else..........

#1 Ditto Rambo, Look the wrong way before crossing the street!!!!! It can be a matter of life or death!

#2 Go eat before you are hungry! Not so urgent, but still VERY important! They'll overstand the 1st time they try!