Well first it is called chāu-mèing.... Chow Mein is just an Americanized ******* version of chāu-mèing which is really popular in South East Asia but to call it "Chow Mein" is to ignore it's roots.
Second, I'm sure it would still be better than the majority of crap served on the island(donning flame suit for this one) given that the majority of "visitors" are still going to all inclusive resorts...
I have been to all inclusive resorts and tried local food in quite a few countries and I can safely say I'll most likely never go to an all inclusive again.
I wish more US BBQ places would use some jerk seasoning...
BBQ/Jamaican Fusion is just so right
All that said, Russian has cuisine? I thought the lack of cuisine is why they try to leave the country? :-p
Not a fan of Vodka even if it's Russian but to each his own and whatever brings more Russian women to Jamaica is a + in my book....
Time to open a Russian bar, anyone good at cooking Russian food? We can throw "Chow Mein" on the menu just to annoy Fred