Only In Jamaica!!! Tell Me Your Discovery

[Seastar]

Growing up in Jamaica these are the things that i have noticed.

#Once your Asian no matter what ur name is ur called Mr. Or Mrs Chin!
#Our Prime Minister loves poor ppl so much she decided to make some more
#Fat/Fluffy Chicks Rock!
#Nobody like police n police likes Nobody
#Parents beat you n then ask you if yuh get anything to cry for
#Bush tea Cure ANYTHING
#Jamaica only has two part Town and Country=D
#People go embassy n come back wid accent:/
#Wife spread bed and mistress pull it up
#Everyone No matter how illiterate knows how to write and spell "We Want Justice"
#People who work less dan $5000 own the most expensive blackberry:x

What have you discovered?

Posted by Okema

[Ziggy]

Lol

[captaind]

That Okema won't smoke a cigar even though I carry one for her

[Thatswhatshesaid]

Everyone "remembers" me/us....."Hey! I remember you!"

[rocknrollfarmer]

Or, how about....".Its de best in the world !!!! "

[love2travelchic]

Or, how about....".Its de best in the world !!!! "

...And "Your gonna Love it"!! lol

[Tim]

"Soon Come" is not meant to be taken literally.

[Accompong]

# If you don't look like a God or Goddess back home - You aren't all of a sudden one in Jamaica (regardless of what people try to make you believe)

# That you don't think of yourself as "rich" but don't know a single Jamaican who could have afforded to pay the price of your vacation.

# Somehow you think that it is okay to break laws in Jamaica (that you wouldn't do at home) and that somehow that is cool because you see others do it and don't get busted.

# know someone for only a couple of days or weeks and "trust them like a brother"

# You send money to someone Western Union and wonder why they are often seen standing in a line at HiLo waiting for money from other people.

# ray ray lay lay.......

Peace and Guidance

[love2travelchic]

# If you don't look like a God or Goddess back home - You aren't all of a sudden one in Jamaica (regardless of what people try to make you believe)

This is interesting as it seems I get more play at home (US) then in JA...I do get mistaken for a Jamaican a lot mayb dey tink mi know the ropes! haha

[Flipadelphia26]

The same guy that can get you Smoke, Coke, Percs, and Quaaludes... Can also get you Parasail and Jet Ski.