I would have to vote for Tizzy. At least she is "all out there" in her report so we know what she is about (at least partially)
You know they say a "picture is worth a thousand words" and LC has yet to get up to a few hundred. On that basis alone, Tizzy wins hands down.
After the picture that LC paints of himself, a picture of the Messiah would hardly compare. People can be or appear to be anyone on the Internet. Without pictures, I guess a person would not have to even go to Jamaica to tell a story. After all, Lewis Carroll didn't have to go down a rabbit hole to write Alice in Wonderland!
Actually, I am enjoying them both very much. "Lead on McDuff!"
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