I see 42yr oldLeslie sitting in front of her/his computer reaching across her/his beer belly to the keyboard, accidently bumping her/his lukewarm beer onto the back of the fourth of his/her five cats while his/her mom yells down to the basement reminding her/him to change the litter box as the smell is reaching the 2nd floor. Where Tizzy is dictating her adventures, while having her nails done, to a barely clad Adonis who only dreams that their platonic relationship could evolve into something very different. The setting sun filters through her gold tinted windows as her social secretary separates the party invitations in alphabetical order. Her mood is upbeat as her meeting with her Italian bikini designer has resulted in another fashion coup! How can I choose??? It is obviously a tie.