Ladies: What is the kindest and most humorous way you rebuff the beach boys?

[Seveen]

each trip i get less and less ish --- the beach boys know i don't mess with them lol - lost cause "bargaining" with me

one last trip a new beach boy was dancing and preening in front of me

another beach boy shouted out to him --- she don't mess with no beach boys

so now the beach boys are my security . . . :-)

now . . . in the past i have told them i'm a hooker on vacation lol

but in reality --- just say no and disengage immediately (and don't buy a drink and think they're going to move on down the road)

and it's funny how they can find your most horrible feature and make you think - they've never seen anything like that before --- and they like it - oh the game

[jenb]

each trip i get less and less ish --- the beach boys know i don't mess with them lol - lost cause "bargaining" with me

one last trip a new beach boy was dancing and preening in front of me

another beach boy shouted out to him --- she don't mess with no beach boys

so now the beach boys are my security . . . :-)

haha, i also find that i get propositioned less and less, makes for a much more pleasant visit.

[TizzyATX]

Beat 'em to the punch! before they get a word in, tell them they look like they might like some company and you'd be happy to spend some time with them if they will buy your drinks and dinner ect...or straight up name a price!! lolol. "Im out of $ and have a couple more days left" hahahaha Sorry if someone else threw it out there already I haven't read all the way through...

....honestly I usually just laugh and say Nooo while trying to walk and pry my hand away....they will walk with you lol I like to make them laugh though its fun... you make nice and it's all good.

One guy @ bourbon beach was layin it on real thick and I was pretty well on my "trail of bottlecaps" (borrowing ur catchphrase poolguy).....anyways that particular exchange was a little more direct LOL Still funny

[jenb]

I like to make them laugh though its fun... you make nice and it's all good.

that's what i try to do, i don't want to bruise egos, i just want to make them laugh/smile and leave me alone.

[heater]

On my morning walks with my headphones I don't get approached at all. Otherwise, I tell them that I'm here with my daughter and husband, and every single time they apologize and walk away. Although, I was sitting at the bar once with my 5 year old and was still approached, I thought that for sure she would be the perfect shield. As soon as I said that I had a husband as well, he backed off. Although....I have been hit on when my husband has walked away from the bar, knowing full well that he's my husband. LOL

[Misti1]

You could always try, I am a lesbian... but be prepared to get "OOOO can I watch???" LMAO

[Jamerican1]

I have found that a smile and a No go a long ways.. I've told them I am married, but because my husband and I are not attached at the hip (and he is hiding in the shade while I am in the sun) they always want to know where he is, and why would he leave a "beautiful angel" alone, that I need a Jamaican boyfriend who would never leave me alone, blah blah blah.. I usually just smile, and say, "he's always watching", then wave to my husband who waves back (because he really is always watching ) the boys will usually just give a thumbs up or shout something to my husband..

This past trip early on in the vacation I rebuffed a beach boy and he took it quite well, after that he would pass me every day and just say "Good morning my angel" or something along those lines.

It's all good..

[TizzyATX]

I have found that a smile and a No go a long ways.. I've told them I am married, but because my husband and I are not attached at the hip (and he is hiding in the shade while I am in the sun) they always want to know where he is, and why would he leave a "beautiful angel" alone, that I need a Jamaican boyfriend who would never leave me alone, blah blah blah.. I usually just smile, and say, "he's always watching", then wave to my husband who waves back (because he really is always watching ) the boys will usually just give a thumbs up or shout something to my husband..

This past trip early on in the vacation I rebuffed a beach boy and he took it quite well, after that he would pass me every day and just say "Good morning my angel" or something along those lines.

It's all good..

[bjritz]

Where is TiCtOc when you need her?
If you haven't read her blow by blow conversation on this topic, check this out:
http://negril.com/forum/showthread.p...1061#post31061

[booger]

Funny thing is the ladies are just as bad, in fact worse because they are more discreet about it. Just like the guy visitors who partake, who are more discreet than lady visitors. Did that make sense? Read it twice real slooooooow.

The beach boys talk an amazing game and I often find myself cracking up watching them in action. The crude ones are apprentices......