each trip i get less and less ish --- the beach boys know i don't mess with them lol - lost cause "bargaining" with me

one last trip a new beach boy was dancing and preening in front of me

another beach boy shouted out to him --- she don't mess with no beach boys

so now the beach boys are my security . . . :-)

now . . . in the past i have told them i'm a hooker on vacation lol

but in reality --- just say no and disengage immediately (and don't buy a drink and think they're going to move on down the road)

and it's funny how they can find your most horrible feature and make you think - they've never seen anything like that before --- and they like it - oh the game