LMAO off at this one. Might work on some, but I once saw a guy stand by a fence in the sun for almost 3 hours trying to get the come over from one of my girls. If they are determined they will watch you from afar and the second you put that phone from your ear they are ON IT .
FYI... most beach gigs know Italian, Romanian, Japanese... French,... you name it . LMAO