Quote Originally Posted by Beebeluv View Post
lmao... reverse phsycology at its most entertaining...

conversation translated into american slang.... not about to attemp patois...

Him: " hey girl, you look good. how about you and me spend some time?"
"US": " You gotta job?" or " I would like a rum punch." (don't ask for dirty banana... he might say I got your dirty banana and that would defeat the purpose)... or "OH i just love this bracelet(trinket,ect.) will you get it for me?"
Him: "oh... (long pause) I think I hear my friend calling me"

why... because he was a gigalo... lol unfortunatly ladies your "boyfriends" I'm not saying every single one but most are not really your boyfriends they take care of your physical while your there but they get stuff out of it and you know it. wheather or not your paying him blatently for it or you pay for his food and drinks while your there he's still a "working man" and when you leave it's "NEXT!"... Sorry but yeah ... Again I'm not saying it's true for all cases but most of them ...that's how it is. don't fool yourself and get hurt... last thing you want is to inadvertantly hurt yourself from being "blind"... I love this thread tho... keep the rejection lines coming....lol
i've known the score for a long time but sometimes it's tempting especially when alcohol clouds your judgement. a friend of mine went to negril, i warned her up and down not to get involved with the beach boys, sure enough she did (she's very trusting) and sure enough he asked her for gifts from home. i think it bothered her that she didn't find the one genuine guy on the beach.

'don't ask for a dirty banana' haha good advice!