After reading an article like this, I read the comments and some are HILARIOUS!

Here's one from the perspective of the male "seller" speaking of older women - "They don't yell, they don't tell, they don't swell and they're grateful as hell....." CRACKING UP OVER HERE!

All jokes aside though, Caribbean men don't like condoms so that should deter ANY woman from sleeping with them REGARDLESS of the circumstance. You just might come home with a "souvenir" you can't get rid of. Not worth it.

If you're in Negril,

On vacation alone,

Feeling like you gotta have it,

Don't forget to pack "The Rabbit."

LOLOLOLOL!