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Re: Simply Portland...Utterly Devine
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
oh my gosh...
Stir IT UP
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Re: Simply Portland...Utterly Devine
Ha Ha Ha.... little ajax and a new brillo pad would make him shinny and new.. Luv it..
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Re: Simply Portland...Utterly Devine
Hey there Missy Tizzy...you know I adore you to pieces!!! Glad you are enjoying it so far...
Sparkle, he was in need of a GOOD scrubbin!
Last edited by *vi*; 08-27-2013 at 03:34 PM.
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Re: Simply Portland...Utterly Devine
He ran into the garage to fetch paper and pencil.
Is that a bed??
That’s his home.
Oh my
We exchange numbers which of course was a mistake.
Thank goodness it’s finally time to go.
Give your woman a hug goodbye!
What??!! I gasped then stepped back.
Al admitted his clothes were too dirty to touch my pretty yellow like ripe banana shirt. SO HE TAKES OFF HIS TEE!!! Before I could react I found myself flush against his bare, sweat-covered chest and his face was buried in my hair.
I felt his warm body fluids ooze through my top and cling to my skin.
After being released I looked in horror at the two wet shadows that circled my breasts. The girls were petrified and so was I. Essence of motor oil seeped from my body. My shoulder were damp from his..pit. His wet and hairy pit.
Vash…we need to go…
Quick goodbyes I was out and ready to jump in the first pool of water I saw.
We rode for about 2 minutes in silence
You aren’t going to see him again are you Vi?
No…no I’m not. Don’t think we are a match.
Well me haf annoda friend who….
No thank you Vash…all I want right now is to stand under a shower of scalding hot water and perhaps an antibiotic.
The man called 94 times over 8 days. His last voice message “No worries my darling….when you return to Oracabessa I will….”
The message was cut off. I never returned to Oracabessa for fear he would find me and finish the line.
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Re: Simply Portland...Utterly Devine
Enjoying it?? I'm ROLLING Vi
Stir IT UP
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Re: Simply Portland...Utterly Devine
Thank you for doing this report! I love your writing and photos... someday I will make it to PA!
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Re: Simply Portland...Utterly Devine
ohhh this is going to be painful........SIGH!
I'll have to look up Mr. Motor Oil in the fall dwl!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: Simply Portland...Utterly Devine
Luv it.. I can tell this is going to be a fun report.... but really 94 calls... Mr. Motor Oil was blowing your phone up, must of liked what he smelled when he buried his face in your hair....LOL
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Re: Simply Portland...Utterly Devine
Thanks Tizzy!
Sam I Am…lol I think we can be on a first name basis now. Sam so happy you dropped by. You will get there one of these visits and it will be soooo worth the wait. In the meantime I hope you are gathering lots of good notes from these postings.
Sammy, sorry girlfriend but yeah it may be a little painful…but not all the time.
LOL @ Sparkle. Don’t know about him, but it was not a healthy breathing experience from my side. If he wasn’t such a sergeant he would have a chance. Resembled DeAngelo…between the navel and the “v” leading to… *wink*
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