That is so '60s.

For more in this vein check out Ian Fleming Introduces Jamaica ('65) and Exploring Jamaica A guide for Motorists ('69) by Philip Wright and Paul White on Amazon. I checked out Fleming's book from the library before my first trip in '84 and then found both for sale at the Friends of the Library book sale years later. Both are a real hoot and highly regarded as gems of travel writing from the '60s.

"Two of the two or three" --NYT Review of Books
"Four and a half leaves" --High Times
"You won't believe your ears" --Marblehead
"Mi family" --Sexy Rexy