On a more serious note....If you notice most of us who made a life there do not live in Negril. Close by but not in town.
Most of the folks who work in Negril don't live there either.
Draw a crescent of about 10 miles from the roundabout and go out there and look around.
I love Negril being close by but it's always nice to get home in Spring Garden, Sheffield, Orange Bay, Silver Spring, Mt. Airy.....etc
