Murph's Trip Report... new places, old faces and ROOKIE mistakes!!!

[murph]

Then the legend, the Big Ship- Freddie McGregor took the stage. Song after song just flowed from his mouth to everyones hearts. This show was the perfect way to wrap up an unbelievable vacation.









We made it to the end of the show and reached home around 2:30. I scarfed down whatever I had left of my special cake, we closed our eyes and then was woken up by I-Ras "Hey mon- your ride's here!" Oh man it was like 7:30am and Linston was ready to take us to MoBay. We say our goodbye's and made the journey along the old road to Negril. Ive never been that way before so it was a pretty awesome experience.

We made it to Mobay and relaxed in the Club Lounge while we waited for our departure. Thats when I knew that I wasnt in paradise anymore... we're going through security and this lady who must have sat in her chair at an all inclusive all vacation was SO annoying. Wifey went through the metal detector and the light goes off. Well this lady is so loud "I knew I should have gone before her!" Like really lady.. if you knew it then why didnt you?... then Im about to go through ... and I have 3 people talking to me at once. Guy from Club Lounge was saying something to me to my left, another lady was saying something to me to my right, and the metal detector guy was saying something. So I was attempting to figure out what they were saying and thats when it hit me... that I was NOT in PARADISE anymore... the lady pokes me so rudely in the back and says GO. Like really lady... who pokes random people now adays?... I thought about yelling at her. But instead the cake took over and I just as slow as effin possible went through. I felt bad for Jamaica for having to host this old bag for her vacation. I felt bad for all of the people that she treated rudely at her all inclusive. I mean after the experience I just had over the past week- I could NEVER be rude to anyone. I have nothing but respect for people. It was sad to think that this lady learned ZERO during her stay here in Jamaica.

Well thats a wrap!!! Thanks everyone for your kind words and encouragement.

BTW... the real Moogy says hello!

[gerryg123]

So I was attempting to figure out what they were saying and thats when it hit me... that I was NOT in PARADISE anymore... the lady pokes me so rudely in the back and says GO. Like really lady... who pokes random people nowadays?... I thought about yelling at her. But instead the cake took over and I just as slow as effin possible went through. I felt bad for Jamaica for having to host this old bag for her vacation. I felt bad for all of the people that she treated rudely at her all inclusive.

Sounds my ex-wife. Great report Murph.