Guirigay and Sweetie Pie’s PaRedux It’s all true and it never really happened…

[TizzyATX]

Love it Guiri....you have a way dude....PROPS! I will be consulting with Booger later on about that. lol

Cindy...I mean, Mom...let's def plan something over Summer....the holidays are too far away!! LOLOL

I saw that devilish smile on Sweetness....girl you're not fooling US!

[Guirigay]

There are not any publishable pictures from this little adventure…

We’re not on the road more than a minute or so when the whole thing goes in the ditch. And I’m gonna say it was my fault. “Man, I’m really hungry, do you think we can stop at a barrel on the way?” I ask. And there it is. We don’t even realize it yet but our plan has gone up in flames. We are, however, phoenixes, and we will rise to new heights from the dropped ashes of this torched plan. The bus gets very jabbery and I don’t really know what’s going on, I’m engaged in some sort of buffoonery and just anxious for some jerk. Eventually, much longer than I thought it would be, we take a giant left hand turn into the lot at Eddie’s DeBar.

Sweetness is super excited, “This is the BEST jerk!” she exclaims. Related to the Three Dives family she says but she thinks it’s even better. THAT gets me and Sweetie Pie excited. We get out and Booger is greeted like a returning hero. I think that’s because he WAS a returning hero. Booger held his 4/20 bash here just two nights ago. There are a few chickens on the barrel when Booger checks. “Are they ready, Eddie?” he asks, “Can we get a few to go?” “Ready soon,” says Eddie, “How many?” as he looks at our large crowd. Lots of hands raise, lot’s of “Ya Mon’s”, lot’s of “Quarter” and “Half” called out. Before you know it we’re all leaning against the bar, Striped up or rummied out.

I don’t know how it happened (well actually I do) but in no time I’ve stumbled into a Marxist commune. We are talking some serious socialist radicals. As they pass around the Bolshevist agenda amongst the party members, though, I find myself sucked in and before you know it and I’m blown away by their propaganda. I become a card carrying communist. Freaking Pinko’s…

They’re good people by and large, if you can overlook one glaring fact. They are extremely cruel to newborns. There are numerous, maybe countless, little children running around Negril today without ANY forearms –little baby hands just dangling from their biceps – all in the pursuit of supporting this Leninist party. Oh, the humanity! The poor little children…

[Guirigay]

So I’m going to say something a little out of character here for a moment. Booger is a good man. Booger is a VERY GOOD man. He spreads it around. He helps where he can and he helps generously. There was a joke at Catcha that the staff loved him because he tipped IN ADDITION to the service charge. “I never knew!” Booger would counter. I don’t believe it. Booger loves Eddie… and Sexy Rexy… and Percy … and a lot of other folks in Negril. And he helps them out in a lot of ways with an easy generosity I truly admire. And he absolutely WILL NOT allow ANYONE to return it in kind. He must carry some talisman enchanted with a Protection from Gifting 5’ cast upon it (That’s for all you geeks out there ). OK, there it is, now back to our regularly scheduled character assassination...

Booger is totally in his element here, after all he’s a Sandienista. And all his buddies at DeBar are only too happy to run out and chop off babies forearms for him. The night is a massacre. And this is not a comment to disparage Eddie’s kitchen or cleanliness but the table is littered with GIANT nocturnal house pests. Children are sacrificed and their substantial remains left to rot as another steps to the firing line. It is ridiculous. In a week of massive stupidity tonight at DeBar ranks retarded.

Eventually, in true Jamaican time, the food shows. It is fantastic. Sweetness is beside herself, “Di Bess Mon, always di Bess!” she patters to Eddie. Moondance is a long gone idea. We hang quite a while at DeBar. We talk about a late night trifecta of LTU, Sexy’s and Sir D’s and the gang saddles up in classic turtle fashion. Sweetie Pie is fading though and when Chicken stops at Catcha to drop someone off (Sweetness?) we hop out and head up the lane. On the way I start to get my head right. Focus, baby, tomorrow is the FLOP!!!

[TizzyATX]

I musta been REAL ****'ed up....cause I'm sooooooo LOST right now. LOLOLOL

Why were arms being chopped off of babies!?!?!?

I'm gonna chime in real quick about Booger. He IS generous, and he IS a good friend....and it's genuine. On top of all that he's a funny MF'er

[marley9808]

LOL...I don't know what I find funnier....this latest entry or Tizzy's response!!!!!


HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

[Guirigay]

Tiz, Tiz, Tiz... You cannibalistic commie!! You devoured babies forearms...

[TizzyATX]

You were there right?? I was there....dont know how I missed all the baby hoopla but i'm a little disturbed to know I might have had some involvment.

LOLOLOL Crazy ass trip

[booger]

You guys are way too nice......

I LOVE Eddie's Debar and the vibe that Eddie and his lovely lady create. It was a pleasure to hang with her before she headed out off the island.

I have a pic of that night.....
edit.... see next page....
I do not recall where Jon was at this moment and I didn't really care. LOL.

[TizzyATX]

Just wait Booger....

[TizzyATX]

Not very nice Booger....that is not flattering picture lol

Seriously make it go away!! Lol

Oh an for the record....there are indeed pics from that night but this nuh be one. Wrong again Booger...