How bad does a hotel have to be to write a bad review.

[Yesihunt2]

Here are some complaints:
Ants......every room in every hotel has them...duh...
Not enough towels.....that's why I bring my own
Worn sheets.......that's why I bring my own
No Blanket.......that's why I bring my own
No safe........did you ask before you booked
Warm beer..........go to the bar next door
Dirty pool........you're on the beach....swim in the ocean
Didn't like the food......don't eat there
Small beach.......hell it's seven miles long....Good God....
Water not hot enough.......who cares....
No iron......really? you iron your clothes in jamaica?

SMH.........

[jar77]

Here are some complaints:
Ants......every room in every hotel has them...duh...
Not enough towels.....that's why I bring my own
Worn sheets.......that's why I bring my own
No Blanket.......that's why I bring my own
No safe........did you ask before you booked
Warm beer..........go to the bar next door
Dirty pool........you're on the beach....swim in the ocean
Didn't like the food......don't eat there
Small beach.......hell it's seven miles long....Good God....
Water not hot enough.......who cares....
No iron......really? you iron your clothes in jamaica?

SMH.........

You clearly knew what you were getting into bringing extra blankets sheets etc

[Fred Stripe]

Here are some complaints:
Ants......every room in every hotel has them...duh...
Not enough towels.....that's why I bring my own
Worn sheets.......that's why I bring my own
No Blanket.......that's why I bring my own
No safe........did you ask before you booked
Warm beer..........go to the bar next door
Dirty pool........you're on the beach....swim in the ocean
Didn't like the food......don't eat there
Small beach.......hell it's seven miles long....Good God....
Water not hot enough.......who cares....
No iron......really? you iron your clothes in jamaica?

SMH.........

Well said,I was a travel agent and #1 the chronic Bitc**ers are also looking for free stuff in the form of an upgrade,discount etc...

Some will just never be happy.I had clients send me a photo of a water bug in their room as if it's the apocalypse.

Newflash,you are in the Caribbean, that's where these bugs live.

Were here,were bugs,get used to it.

[Yesihunt2]

Well said,I was a travel agent and #1 the chronic Bitc**ers are also looking for free stuff in the form of an upgrade,discount etc...

Some will just never be happy.I had clients send me a photo of a water bug in their room as if it's the apocalypse.

Newflash,you are in the Caribbean, that's where these bugs live.

Were here,were bugs,get used to it.

I've gotten more free nights when writing good reviews at hotels then I have with bad.....it's always good to follow up with an e-mail to point out an excellent review and BAM!...FREE NIGHTS!!

[Mike_D]

...it's always good to follow up with an e-mail to point out an excellent review and BAM!...FREE NIGHTS!!

Really? I never thought of that. I guess I have a couple reviews that I need to cash-in on!

My last TA review bumped the hotel from a #24 ranking to #16.

[MNLADY]

Some hotels in Negril do have their little quirks, but that is what makes it interesting. A couple years ago we stayed at a different hotel than previous, we got in at night, went to our room, not what I had planned, went to take a shower the next morning the faucet came right out of the wall, I stuck it back in and took my shower. When I went to leave the room, I pulled the door handle right out of the door, stuck it back in and went on my way. But I do have to stay the rooms and beds are always clean, and that is all I ask for. This is what Negril is all about.