For us boardies not on a permanent vacation, what do you do for a living back home?

[Craig123]

Work as a Microbiologist in a hospital and specialize in parasites - look out for the hookworms in the damp sand in the shade at the beach in the Jamaica - dogs poop out eggs, they hatch, and the worms crawl into your skin around your toes - with a name like "creeping eruption" it's something you might want to avoid!

I picked them up last year on my foot and it freaked me right out. I saw three doctors in the next 6 months. The first one tried topically freezing them with liquid nitrogen....fail. The second prescribed pills....fail. The third simply said they'll disappear. I finally gave up. For all I know they in my gut as I type. What the hell cures these things?

[Fred Stripe]

I picked them up last year on my foot and it freaked me right out. I saw three doctors in the next 6 months. The first one tried topically freezing them with liquid nitrogen....fail. The second prescribed pills....fail. The third simply said they'll disappear. I finally gave up. For all I know they in my gut as I type. What the hell cures these things?

Why do you have to see three doctors when you only have two feet ?