I'd buy Aqua Moon and refurbish the bar - (make it cooler and have nice bathrooms) - then talk Maureen and Robert (and Odie) into coming up the beach to run it.
I'd hire the best 24hr security to keep the rabble out and I'd have a hungry pit bull patrolling the grounds all night.
Then I'd install a big double hammock in the shade out front, climb into it and chill.
