Yeah, great stories! What could be better than bragging about riding a motorcycle drunk and stoned, sleeping with hookers, then crashing the bike? Irresponsible at best, dangerous and deadly at worst. Lucky it was an inanimate object you hit and you didn't kill anyone or yourself.
IRIEchic, there's more - my guess is he will be along in a bit to post a link to his website so you can buy them from him. He's a writer and this is to catch your attention so he can sell you something.
HAHA! I fell for the banana in the tail pipe..LOL...I must say while I enjoy reading it I was thinking...is this real...LOLOriginally Posted by HarryS
"If you reject the food, ignore the customs, fear the religion and avoid the people, you might better stay home"
Drink Eat be IRIE!
What could be better than bragging about riding a motorcycle drunk and stoned, sleeping with hookers, then crashing the bike?
==> Maybe going to The Pink Pussy Cat??
The Pink Pussy Cat
time came our days were repetitious
there just wasn't any thing new
was only so much in Negril
back then Hippies could do
keep in mind things were different
there was no Mall, no electricity
but the few of us gringos living there
were safe and very happy
some of us wanted to go to Ocho Rios
since we spent most of our time in Negril
my buddy and I wanted something different
we were looking for women and a cheap thrill
we thought if we went to The Playboy Club
it be real easy for us to find
a working girl for each of us
long dancers legs, nice big firm behind
we got turned down at The Playboy Club
because we didn't have a key
they said "not dressed in the right clothes"
and we wanted a place to be
right down the street from The Playboy Club
was a place called The Pink Pussy Cat
some working girls were standing out front
most of them short and a little fat
my buddy got all excited
was in a wild sexual frenzy
he said "there's got to be a woman there
just for you and one for me"
I agreed with him and said "let's go"
as we made our way to the place
my heart was beating really fast
he had a great big smile on his face
soon as we got to the front door
and I swear to you this is a fact
three women went straight for my buddy
pulled him in the place, started to attack
one of them pulled his pants off
that's when I walked away
found myself a sweet young thing
was willing to pay to play
a few hours later
found my buddy laying on the floor
he was mumbling something about
what a bad idea it was to get a *****
I had to disagree with him
had myself a real nice day
to me it was worth every cent I spent
and that's all I'm going to say
EXCEPT that I KNOW you are reading this
and I know you know who you are
jn
re: HAHA! I fell for the banana in the tail pipe..LOL...I must say while I enjoy reading it I was thinking...is this real...LOL
IRIEchic
Like i just told Harry no, the story is not 100% true; it's a story. It is not a True Story, it's just a story based on some truth. Yes, there could be more but I get the feeling my work is not so welcomed here; sad. I've so many tales, stories, poems and photos about a place i hold dear in my heart and the way things use to be there back in the early 70's it would of been nice to have a place to share them...
Last edited by Jim Nasium; 06-24-2014 at 07:04 AM.
I don't think a lot of people come here to read fiction. It was pretty transparent to me right from the jump.
