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    A horse got sand on your foot while on the beach, this causes me great concern. Who in their right mind put that sand on the beach? Who put the tourist on the beach that rode that reckless mover of sand? It is well known that I have no love for horses causing tourist such stresses....it's not the Jamaican way..... Next thing you know those camels outside of Mobay will be trotting along the beach disturbing the sand.

    Sarcasm is hard to deliver in a proper non sand disturbing fashion over the internets with horses everywhere so please refrain until the jet skis return.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Eco View Post
    A horse got sand on your foot while on the beach, this causes me great concern. Who in their right mind put that sand on the beach? Who put the tourist on the beach that rode that reckless mover of sand? It is well known that I have no love for horses causing tourist such stresses....it's not the Jamaican way..... Next thing you know those camels outside of Mobay will be trotting along the beach disturbing the sand.

    Sarcasm is hard to deliver in a proper non sand disturbing fashion over the internets with horses everywhere so please refrain until the jet skis return.
    wtf..?

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    Quote Originally Posted by STRIPER View Post
    wtf..?
    Exactly my point but in much less words. Actually with only 3 letters that don't form a proper word you summed it up much better than me. Together we can keep those stinking camels in Mobay, and create laws to keep sand off of the feet of tourist that are walking good, writing stuff online and for the love of Jah trying to walk a sandy beach without getting sand on their feet.

    On a serious note, walk by the police station late at night and see the horses out front. Lay down and ponder why they are there and why this seems to be the crime of the decade (sand disturbing horses) and why the police are not defending the feet of entitled tourist. Walk Good with all of Jah's creatures even the sand movers.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Eco View Post
    Exactly my point but in much less words. Actually with only 3 letters that don't form a proper word you summed it up much better than me. Together we can keep those stinking camels in Mobay, and create laws to keep sand off of the feet of tourist that are walking good, writing stuff online and for the love of Jah trying to walk a sandy beach without getting sand on their feet.

    On a serious note, walk by the police station late at night and see the horses out front. Lay down and ponder why they are there and why this seems to be the crime of the decade (sand disturbing horses) and why the police are not defending the feet of entitled tourist. Walk Good with all of Jah's creatures even the sand movers.
    Must be too much weed absorbtion!

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