A couple of years back, we got the bright idea to open a Jamaican bank account - one in USD and one in JAD. Once we got the accounts opened, and the cards activated - trust me, a story and a half in that little exercise, we thought we were on our way. Transfer $100 to chequing and $100 to the Jamaican account - easy peasy. NOT!!! Turned out Scotia Canada and Scotia Jamaica are not connected that way. The transfer fees were ridiculously high! Shylock would have been impressed! Possibly outraged!

Our financial advisor hit on the idea of carrying a cashiers cheque. Cash in the hands of the holder. No problem - just be cautious travelling with it. (and do note that we are not talking about huge amounts of money here - a couple of thousand to cover expenses there, and leave some for next year). Got to the bank, gleefully deposited our cashiers cheque and went to take out money for our 15 day vacation based on what we deposited, and .... NOT!!!!! 30 BUSINESS day hold on the whole account, not just the deposited amount. They're very serious about money laundering in Jamaica, trust me. We have a new plan for this year's round of Bank Pong. Who will win this one? Probably the bank. Ahhh, but it's the game - it's all about the game. P.S. the next year's trip was covered by the cashier's cheque; not quite the plan we had in mind, but our vacation fund was in pretty good shape when we left!
Irie Always, you can't stay for 2 months. What will we all do back here if you're missing? All those quiet Saturday nights - you know you'd miss us all! We'd all have to either come down the cheer you up (do you REALLY want us ALL bunking in with you???), or club in to get you a cheap flight back for one of our usual low calorie, low key dinner get togethers! I mean, who'd make the banana cake? And Bloody Caesar's? We need to talk!

You'd miss the impromptu karaoke!!!! But for you? We'd all go 500 miles!!!!!!