OK, let's roll back the clock:

I woke up Thursday morning on a mission to find Jodie, my Negril girlfriend whom I've know for about two years over three reach or so. She has no email nor a cell, so my only option to come calling, as she lives across from Sir D Lookout just up the road from Seastar Inn.

Alas, Jodie was not there, having moved to Red Ground. Her landlord, Calvin, said he knows where she lives and could guide me to her -- he's a nice guy.

Haven't broken a single law all day. Stay tuned ....