Ladies: What is the kindest and most humorous way you rebuff the beach boys?

[Misti1]

Tell them you are HIV positive, and sometimes even that won't work because you will get "Wellllll dat what condoms are for."

[jenb]

Tell them you are HIV positive, and sometimes even that won't work because you will get "Wellllll dat what condoms are for."

haha, bit extreme but i might try it if someone is really persistent.