Rumpolephoreskin's Existential Wanderings in and Around Negril

[Clarity]

“I began to feel like a kid at a carnival side-show, when it dawns on him that the ballyhooed five legged pony is probably just a well endowed Shetland rather than a true freak of nature. “

LOL!

Sorry to hear that scary sub sandwich experience! I can't even step off the hotel balcony after eating a big sub. Crawling through a dark cave would totally freak me out.

You've just inspired me to share my own sub experience. It involved albino bats on our 5th night in Negril...

P.S. Like everyone else, I also was initially confused... sprinking tobacco into the Cold cuts?? haha

[booger]

LOL!

Sorry to hear that scary sub sandwich experience! I can't even step off the hotel balcony after eating a big sub. Crawling through a dark cave would totally freak me out.

You've just inspired me to share my own sub experience. It involved albino bats on our 5th night in Negril...

P.S. Like everyone else, I also was initially confused... sprinking tobacco into the Cold cuts?? haha

No tabacky in the wacky tobaccy! The cold cuts on the beach are not nearly as nice as the cold cuts up in Orange Hill.

[me no sen]

My Boardie Down story
Halloween 2004 at LTU. All the usual suspects were there. I struck up a conversation at the bar. My new friend told me that he brought his cold cuts into the country from the US.. He also stated that he was on the cover of Cold Cutts Times more than once. He also spends Thanksgiving week in Amsterdam each year. I didn't get the hints.
He was a generous fellow, sharing his cold cuts will other patrons at the bar. I was able to drive to TPen.
Then Boardie Down.
A glass of sugar wata brings you back quickly.
However, this sudden drop in glucose levels cannot be good.
Everyone please take care!!!!