Ladies: What is the kindest and most humorous way you rebuff the beach boys?

[jenb]

If I was a female, I would try askin' 'em for money or a drink.

i hadn't thought of that, good idea.

[Misti1]

i hadn't thought of that, good idea.

Nix this one too....there is a upper echelon level of them who DO buy you this and that and wine you and dine you AT FIRST... and you are busy telling your girlfriends that he is the REAL DEAL, and after they have you sufficiently primed you will get the calls or the scheme. Just stay tuned for future programming.